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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Alex Eggbert

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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