Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Shit!

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Today is May 18 2016.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Black people. They are so kind.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Chicken penis.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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