Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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I pooped my pants

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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