What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Mitt Romney.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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The game!

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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