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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Mitt Romney.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Ham sandwich

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.