why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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whats black? a black man

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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woman's rights

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