- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

The Pope

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Samantha

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

shauns beautiful

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

^that joke a piece of shit

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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