- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

whoa there

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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