- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What time is it? 20:45.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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