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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

That's not what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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