What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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im black

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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miley cyrus

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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