- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

An atheist walks into a church

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

politically correct!

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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