Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

soccor

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

melon

whats your name? bumder:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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