What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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She said no

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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