- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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