- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

I had my period 3 days ago.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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