- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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