- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

wood cant chuck wood

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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