- Anti Joke

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

one day i went to bed

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girls basketball

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

donald................duck for president

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!