- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Straight men can be bronies.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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