- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Knock, knock. answers door

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken