why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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