Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I am a n1gger.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Ms. Smoot's class

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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