What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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E= McVagina

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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The WNBA.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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