What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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