- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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