a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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women's rights

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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If you are my friend like it!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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