What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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