- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

fack me in the ace! CC

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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