What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Like if you like big tits.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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