What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Like if you like big tits.

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