- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?