Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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