- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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