A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

i dont like chris

penis

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Jerry.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Woman's rights

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

porn-hub

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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