Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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