A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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when debbie meets downer

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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