What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Can you see this brett? Connor

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Justin Bieber got laid

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

vbh

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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