what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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your father died

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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