- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Women's sports.

Men's Sports

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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