- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

A guy trips a blind man.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

I'm banging your sister.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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