- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Obama

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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