Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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