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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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