Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

I saw a shovel once.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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