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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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