What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's 4+7 47

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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