- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

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