What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

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