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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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