- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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