What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Penis

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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