1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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An asian without a future.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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