- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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