The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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