whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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I saw a poor man named rich

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knock, knock come in

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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