What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Iggy Azalea

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

eloise dey.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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