what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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