Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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porn-hub

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knock, knock come in

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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