- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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