Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Shit!

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Badgers are cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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