(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Penis.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Two english guys meet at work

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whats a willy? -brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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