- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

justin bieber

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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