- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Death.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Penis

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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